Software testers don't just find bugs—they actively hunt them down with maniacal glee. This poor homeowner is experiencing what developers face daily: a relentless barrage of edge cases designed to break everything.
From SQL injection attempts (DROP TABLE candy
) to buffer overflow tests (3333 Musketeers
) to that terrifying ${rm -rf /}
command that would delete your entire filesystem—this tester is determined to crash your Halloween just like they crash your code in production.
And ringing the doorbell 2^32-1 times? That's just testing the integer limit before overflow. The house sinking into the ground is the only reasonable response to such QA terrorism.