How To Fix (Almost) Every Computer Problem

Ah, the fantasy world where game development is just a few magical method calls! If only .ForEachBug(Bug::AutoFix) existed in real life instead of the 3 AM debugging sessions where you question your career choices. And that .GetWishlists(target: 7000) method? Pure delusion. Real gamedevs know that getting 7 wishlists already feels like winning the lottery, let alone 7000. The only accurate part is game.Release() - which is indeed followed by immediate regret, panic, and the discovery of 47 new bugs your QA team somehow missed.

Content Me after I finally fix the one bug that broke everything: Did you fix it? Yes What did it cost? 16 hours

Content MY CODE SEENS TO WORK TEST FAILS MISERABIY ingflip.com CREATE ATEST CASE JUST TO BE SURE TEST FAILS MISERABIY DELETE THE TEST CASE

Content Trying Stuff Until it Works Turning Coffee Into Code It Depends The Definitive Guide ORLY? Getting it to Work Blaming the Architecture Copying and Pasting from Stack Overflow Quality Assurance Good Enough to Ship O riY? Arbitrary Forecasts Rationalizing Awful Hackjob Hype Driven Development Life on the Bandwagon Getting an Arduino LED to Blink ORLY? Excuses for Not Writing Documentation ); DROP TABLE animals;-- ExDert Hoping Nobody Hacks You Trivial Details Buzzword-first Design Exiting Vim wring code that Nobody Else Can Reac O RLY Expert Pretending to Know About Stuff Adulting Deleting Code Keeping the Whole App in Your Head Nodding Along Coding on the Weekend Not Writing Unit Tests ORIY' Googling the Error Message "Temporary Workarounds

Content -I'm the last person I would have suspected, but it was me all the time! ProarammerHumor.io

Content People around me. heis sting in toilet for 1 hour, heis probably jerking of! me thinking about how can I debug my code knowing I'm really fucked up since I couldn't find answer even if I'm in the holy place for 1hour