How To Fix (Almost) Every Computer Problem

The endless cycle of software development in four painful panels. QA finds a bug that shouldn't exist ("a circle in the triangle factory"), escalates to junior devs who escalate to senior devs, who finally check it out... only to casually announce "I guess we doin' circles now." No discussion, no documentation, no questions asked. The feature that was once a bug is now a roadmap item! This is basically how half the "features" in your favorite software came to exist. No wonder tech debt is the only thing growing faster than AWS bills.

Oh look, it's the classic "programmers are basically vampires" trope. Because nothing says "I write code for a living" like having an unhealthy relationship with basic human necessities. The truth hurts, doesn't it? After 15 years in this industry, I've seen countless devs proudly wear their sleep deprivation like a badge of honor. "I stayed up 36 hours debugging that race condition!" Cool story, bro. Your body is literally begging you to stop. And the sunlight thing? That's just what happens when your monitor becomes your primary light source. The funniest part is how many of us actually take pride in this lifestyle while our non-tech friends look at us with genuine concern.

Content DAY IS WAY BETTER THAN NIGHT. DURING THE DAY. IT'S LIGHT, ITS WARM, AND NATURE IS BLOOMING. At night, you finally understand how to get rid of that bug OWLTURD.COM 4) ProarammerHumor.io

STOP EVERYTHING! We have a tech support TRAGEDY of EPIC proportions! 😱 This poor, innocent soul is having an existential crisis because their computer is demanding they adopt a LITERAL SNAKE just to run a program! The horror! The drama! Little do they know, Python isn't an actual reptile slithering through your USB ports - it's just a programming language named after Monty Python (not the snake, the comedy group)! The absolute DEVASTATION when tech support finally realizes what's happening... I'm deceased! 💀 Somewhere, a programmer is screaming into their coffee mug while a tech support agent contemplates a career change. Tale as old as time!

Content What does the ??!??! operator do in C? Asked 9 years, 11 months ago Active 1 month ago Viewed 279k times I saw a line of C that looked like this: 2134 ! ErrorHasOccured() ??!??! HandleError () ;

Content Wanna be a programmer?? Muhammad Hasan Khan 1st Software Engineer - Opinions are my own 31 I fixed a bug today and after feeling satisfied with my accomplishment for the day, I decided to leave a bit early. As I was driving home, my brain started reviewing my code and found a mistake. I came home and fixed the mistake. And now that I'm about to go to bed, I just realized that there is a better way to fix the bug so I should just discard my earlier change and start over. Do you want to be a programmer? CEO 1,019 66 comments 22 shares