Peer Programming At Its Finest

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Peer Programming At Its Finest

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Nothing destroys your coding flow quite like someone hovering over your shoulder. Suddenly that function you've written 50 times becomes an impossible puzzle, your fingers forget keyboard shortcuts, and you start second-guessing variable names you've used since 2009. The bear's face says it all – "I was catching fish just fine until you showed up with your 'helpful suggestions' and now I'm questioning if I even know how to swim."

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