Peer Programming At Its Finest

The bravado of developers who claim they "fear no API" only to cower in terror at the sight of Vulkan is just *chef's kiss*. For the uninitiated, Vulkan is the low-level graphics API that makes even seasoned graphics programmers wake up in cold sweats. It's like saying "I'm great at assembling IKEA furniture" and then being handed the blueprints to build the actual IKEA store from scratch. The documentation alone is thicker than a computer science textbook, and the error messages might as well be written in ancient Sumerian. Meanwhile, OpenGL (referenced in the title) is like the friendly neighborhood graphics API that suddenly looks like a cuddly kitten in comparison.

That tiny blue sliver representing actual software engineers in developer subreddits is painfully accurate. The rest? Just an ocean of "How do I become a dev in 2 weeks?" and "Is tech still worth it?" posts from people who heard some podcast about 10x salaries. Meanwhile, actual developers are too busy fixing merge conflicts and wondering why their perfectly working code suddenly doesn't. Next time you're scrolling r/programming expecting deep technical discussions, remember this pie chart and lower your expectations accordingly.

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