Peer Programming At Its Finest

Pure digital sadism disguised as harmlessness. Forcing users to input precise x,y coordinates just to click something is the computer equivalent of making someone solve differential equations to flush a toilet. Technically doesn't destroy data, but destroys souls instead. The developer who created this would definitely laugh maniacally while watching users painstakingly type "317,492" just to close a popup. Satan himself is taking notes.

Content SAFELY ENDANGERED HEY IT'S-A THE JAVA BROS! Java MAMA, WHY-A YOU NEVER REMEMBER MY NAME? I'M-A SORRY Microsoft Java C ProarammerHumor.io

OMG, THIS CODE IS A CRIME SCENE! 😱 Look at that absolute MONSTROSITY of variable declarations stretching from line 24 to line 140! That's not code, that's a developer's cry for help written in syntax! The poor soul who has to maintain this Unity game is probably rocking back and forth in a corner somewhere. I mean, who needs comments and organization when you can just VOMIT 108 LINES OF VARIABLES into your class? Bonus points for that sad little empty Start() method at the bottom, just sitting there like "please... I just want to initialize something... ANYTHING!"

Content Tech Lead: From now on we're going to start using programming best practices in the project. Me, with almost 20 years of experience:

Content Me Theoretical Computer Scientists Just make sure there are no "while (true)" loops "It is impossible to determine whether or not a given program will halt"

Content Are you two friends? Developers Testers OA Yes. No.