If I Did A Push-Up Per Curse Word

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If I Did A Push-Up Per Curse Word

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From scrawny to Schwarzenegger in just one week of debugging—the true developer fitness plan. When your code refuses to compile for the fifth time, those biceps get a workout that no gym membership could provide. The transformation isn't from protein shakes; it's from the unholy stream of profanities unleashed while hunting down that one missing semicolon. Who needs CrossFit when you have CrossBrowser compatibility issues?

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