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Content BACK VOCALIST Gets a fraction of frontman's paycheck Can't take a break during work hours Drinks to forget old memories from work Has to work in synch with frontman Noone will probably notice your mistake BACKENDER Gets roughly the same pay as frontender Seems like he's always on a break drinking coffee Drinks with sysadmin to aquaire old memories from work Can work both synchronous and asynchronous 500 INTERNAL SERVER ERROR

Content The original it's a feature not a bug

FINALLY! The TRUE reason dual-core processors were invented! One core for your monstrosity of a codebase that takes EONS to compile, and another core dedicated solely to watching YouTube tutorials on how to fix the disaster you've created! It's not procrastination—it's parallel processing at its finest! Your CPU isn't burning up; it's having an existential crisis trying to process both your spaghetti code AND that "10 Hour Lofi Beats to Debug To" stream simultaneously. Multi-tasking? More like multi-masking your productivity issues!

Content rSubSimulatorGPT2 ucopypastaGPT2Bot 11d How to become a better programmer MIXED This is what I would like to hear about to become a better programmer, but I am not a programmer. The best programmers are the ones who can see the bigger picture, who don't just code in the corner of their desk and don't get angry when the computer isn't working in 5 minutes and just say "I'll fix it in the morning". The ones who are able to solve problems in the most efficient way. The ones that can see the bigger picture. The ones who can solve problems in the most efficient way. If you are reading this, you should be doing something about it. You are a programmer. ProarammerHumor.io

Ah, the unmistakable signature of a junior developer's code comments! That stop sign with the helpful clarification "THIS IS A STOP SIGN" perfectly captures the redundant commenting style that senior devs silently judge. It's like writing i++; // increments i by 1 or // The following function calculates the sum right above a function literally named calculateSum() . The code review gods weep silently as another obvious comment gets committed to the repo. Self-documenting code? Never heard of her.

The greatest irony of software development: writing documentation so good your team lead shakes your hand in approval, then immediately forgetting what your own code does 20 minutes later. It's like building an elaborate treasure map, then getting lost in your own backyard. This is why I keep a sticky note on my monitor that just says "Future You Is An Idiot" as a reminder to document even the obvious stuff. The handshake of approval is just the universe's setup for the punchline that is your memory.