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The absolute TRAGEDY of software development in one perfect meme! Running git blame to hunt down the VILLAIN who wrote that horrendous code, only to discover the criminal mastermind was YOUR PAST SELF all along! It's like setting up an elaborate trap and then falling into it six months later. The ultimate betrayal isn't from your coworkers—it's from the person who shares your social security number! The sheer AUDACITY of past you to write such garbage and then make present you deal with the consequences!

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That moment when you return from a blissful vacation only to face the colossal backlog of Jira tickets that have been silently multiplying like tribbles in your absence. The giant monster looming in the distance isn't a mythical creature—it's the metaphorical manifestation of your sprint board that's about to crush your soul with 47 tickets labeled "URGENT-CRITICAL-DO-NOW." Your teammates are the tiny figures in the background, already battle-weary from the sprint planning meeting that went nuclear without you. Time to unsheathe your keyboard and face certain doom while secretly plotting which tickets to quietly move to the "Won't Fix" column when no one's looking.

Imagine inheriting a dumpster fire of AI-generated spaghetti code, and someone thinks you can fix everything from authentication to CI/CD with the budget that wouldn't even cover your therapy sessions after seeing the codebase. That $2,500 budget is the real joke here. That's not even enough for the coffee you'll need to stay awake while deciphering what the hell the AI was thinking when it generated this monstrosity. This is the modern tech equivalent of "I need you to rebuild the Titanic using only duct tape and a tight deadline. Oh, and can you make it unsinkable this time?"

When Stack Overflow is down and desperate times call for desperate measures... Turns out "JavaScript tutorials" on adult websites are surprisingly educational. Who knew that "Excel Column to Number" and "JavaScript Arrays" could be so... stimulating? The real kicker is the 100% satisfaction rating—clearly delivering exactly what was promised. Debugging has never been so exciting! Let's be honest, most of us have used shadier resources than this when trying to fix that one bug at 2 AM. At least these videos have better production value than most coding bootcamps.

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