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S&Box Went Open-Source And The Comments Are Very Calm

S&Box Went Open-Source And The Comments Are Very Calm
Oh, nothing screams "professional codebase" quite like opening your source code to the public and having every single comment be an existential crisis wrapped in profanity. Someone named Garry is having a COMPLETE meltdown in the comments, questioning the very fabric of reality with gems like "why the fuck does this exist" and "this is fucking disgusting." Meanwhile, we've got warnings about not storing destroyed instances "for fuck sake," path comparison methods that are apparently a cosmic joke, and buffer sizes set to absolutely unhinged values because, and I quote, "fuck it, let's set these to insane values." The cherry on top? A beautiful Log.Error("Fucked"); followed by a return statement. Not "error occurred" or "operation failed"—just straight up "Fucked." That's the kind of raw, unfiltered honesty you get when developers think their code will never see the light of day. And now it's open-source! The transparency we deserve but definitely didn't ask for. 💀

I Have Over Three Hundred Confirmed Bugs

I Have Over Three Hundred Confirmed Bugs
When someone criticizes your code, there's nothing more professional than responding with a Navy SEAL copypasta constructed entirely in Python. Sure, your code might not "function" in the traditional sense, but it definitely functions as a magnificent vessel for profanity. The nested function calls are practically poetry - if poetry was written by a developer who just discovered their production server is down at 3 AM. Technically works, passes all tests, and delivers exactly what was promised: pure, syntactically correct rage.

If I Did A Push-Up Per Curse Word

If I Did A Push-Up Per Curse Word
From scrawny to Schwarzenegger in just one week of debugging—the true developer fitness plan. When your code refuses to compile for the fifth time, those biceps get a workout that no gym membership could provide. The transformation isn't from protein shakes; it's from the unholy stream of profanities unleashed while hunting down that one missing semicolon. Who needs CrossFit when you have CrossBrowser compatibility issues?

Profanity

Profanity
Oh my goodness, this is too real! 😂 The question asks about the most used programming language, and while Ruby, C, and Java all get big red X marks, "Profanity" gets the green checkmark! Because nothing says "my code isn't working" like a string of colorful words that would make your grandma faint! That moment when you've been debugging for 3 hours and suddenly your vocabulary transforms into sailor-speak is basically a universal coding certification. Forget syntax - cursing is the true cross-platform language!