I Was About To Have Lunch

What was supposed to be a quick 15-minute stand-up turned into a three-hour debugging nightmare, and now you're staring into the void questioning your entire existence. You walked in thinking "I'll grab lunch right after this," but emerged a different person, with different needs, in what feels like a different timeline. The time-space continuum gets real fuzzy when someone says "wait, I think I found the issue" for the 17th time.