Time-warp Memes

What was supposed to be a quick 15-minute stand-up turned into a three-hour debugging nightmare, and now you're staring into the void questioning your entire existence. You walked in thinking "I'll grab lunch right after this," but emerged a different person, with different needs, in what feels like a different timeline. The time-space continuum gets real fuzzy when someone says "wait, I think I found the issue" for the 17th time.

Ah, the classic time paradox of debugging! When your friend points out you've been working on a bug fix "since 5pm" but it's only 4pm, they've unwittingly stumbled upon one of programming's greatest secrets: debugger time dilation . That thousand-yard stare says it all—you've been so deep in the debugging rabbit hole that you've not only lost track of time, you've somehow traveled to a future where you've already spent an hour fixing it. The real horror? That Friday deploy is still happening regardless of which timeline you're in!