My Daily Code Wars Story

That moment of pure existential dread when you realize you just formatted your production drive instead of that USB stick. The command has completed successfully and there's no undo button in the terminal. Just you, an empty disk, and the sudden realization that your backup strategy was more theoretical than practical. The system is running on borrowed time until the next reboot, and your resume is about to get an unexpected update.

Content When I wrote this code, only god I understood what it did. Now... only god knows.

Ah, the language superiority complex. The eternal dev playground argument where everyone's wrong and right simultaneously. Using Python doesn't make you a script kiddie, and wrestling with C++ memory leaks doesn't make you Dennis Ritchie. Real programmers just ship working code and silently judge everyone else while drinking coffee that's been sitting out since yesterday morning.

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Content Assert.sinstanceOf( mayonnaise, peof (Unstrument) TestMayonnaiselsInstrument: test failed Message: Assert.IsInstanceOfType failed. Expected type:linstrument. Actual type: Mayonnaise.

Content Days 1 - 10 Teach yourself variables, con- stants, arrays, strings, expres- sions, statements, functions.... Days 698 - 3648 Interact with other programmers. Work on programming projects together. Learn from them. Day 14611 Use knowledge of biology to make an age-reversing potion. Days 11 - 21 Teach yourself program flow, pointers, references, classes, objects, inheritance, polymor- phism. .... Days 3649 - 7781 Teach yourself advanced theoret- cal physics and formulate a con- sistent theory of quantum grav- ity. Day 14611 Use knowledge of physics to build flux capacitor and go back in time to day 21. Days 22 - 697 Do a lot of recreational program- ming. Have fun hacking but re- member to learn from your mis- takes. Days 7782 - 14611 Teach yourself biochemistry, molecular biology, genetics.... Day 21 Replace younger self. As far as I know, this is the easiest way to "Teach Yourself C in 21 Days"