My Daily Code Wars Story

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My Daily Code Wars Story

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OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of the universe! You spend HOURS crafting your magnificent refactoring masterpiece, shrinking your bloated 12-line monstrosity down to a svelte 4 lines. You're practically GLOWING with pride, ready to collect your genius badge... only to discover some code ninja already condensed the whole thing into a SINGLE LINE of pure wizardry! The crushing, soul-destroying realization that you're not the cleverest person in the room after all. Your entire identity as a developer is LITERALLY CRUMBLING before your eyes. Why even bother showing up tomorrow?

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