His Special Day

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His Special Day

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Ah yes, the sacred "git commit -m 'just married'" moment every developer dreams of! Nothing says "till death do us part" like submitting a pull request during your first dance. Casey here has achieved peak work-life integration—emphasis on the no life part. His wife probably thought "in sickness and in health" didn't include "debugging in formal wear." The only thing he's pushing tonight is code, not boundaries. Somewhere, a project manager is adding "doesn't understand basic human milestones" to Casey's performance review.

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