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Content import pickle import time print ("WELCOME TO FREE MATH ANSWERS") time. sleep (1) print ("let me begin setting up my shack of math answers") time.sleep (3) print ("Decrypting internet traffic") time. sleep (5) print ("math answers are in a file called something like mathhomework.txt") print ("press enter to understand to not delete these files") y input ("press enter") for i in range (1000) : passcode "We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You would num str (i) pickle. dump (passcode, open (num 'math homework. txt', 'wb' )) print ("error") print ("human verification required") print ("u need to go to https: www.mediafire.comfilejrhjec1689cq6qxhumanverification.exefile to get a code") input ('whats the answer to the last problem? Type answer in all lowercase letters, no spaces:') if (y ! "firetruck"): print ("incorrect") time. sleep (999999) print ("ok, correct") time.sleep (3) print ("im finished, check downloads folder") time. sleep (86400)

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Content Became a software engineer because its a beautiful crossroad where theoretical knowledge meets real-world application Became a software engineer because I'm addicted to the micro-serotonin rush I get when my IDE highlights things that were written correctly and when a compile goes through without errors

Content When you post a question on Stack Overflow to fix a critical bug, but nobody responds and your post starts receiving upvotes EME (chuckles) I'm in danger. imgfip.com

The eternal battle between QA and Dev teams in their natural habitat: Discord. QA desperately needs to demo something but can't because devs are hogging the development server. Meanwhile, the dev's brilliant solution? "Stop demo 😛" followed by the mic drop explanation that "stop using Dev server = Stop development." That perfect circular logic that makes perfect sense... if you're a developer who thinks testing is just an annoying interruption to your "real work." Every company has exactly one development environment, and it's unfortunately shared between people who want to build things and people who want to break things.

When your algorithm skills are so bad, you take logarithmic problems and somehow turn them into cubic complexity nightmares. It's like having a superpower, but the worst one possible. Your brain is essentially an inefficiency generator that would make computer scientists weep. For the uninitiated: O(log(n)) represents highly efficient algorithms that barely break a sweat as inputs grow, while O(n³) is the computational equivalent of trying to empty the ocean with a teaspoon. Congratulations on being a walking computational disaster!