AI
AWS
Agile
Algorithms
Android
Apple
Backend
C++
Cloud
Databases
Debugging
Left side: Scratch mascot saying "Error? What's an error?" because it's designed for beginners with training wheels and bubble wrap.
Right side: Java, C++, Python, and JavaScript screaming "Kill yourself" because they'll happily let you run headfirst into a wall of cryptic exceptions that make you question your career choices.
Ten years in and I'm still not sure which approach is more psychologically damaging.
