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Content When you debug for 2 hours but realize you started the unedited build the whole time Bro, I'm straight-up not having a good time.

That moment of pure terror when you hit the power button on your first custom PC build. Tom and Jerry perfectly capture the mix of excitement and absolute dread as you pray to the silicon gods that your cable management skills haven't created a mini Chernobyl. The best part? That split second where you cover your ears because somewhere deep down you're convinced that misplaced RAM stick is about to send your $2000 investment into orbit. And then... it boots! Suddenly you're a hardware genius who definitely knew what they were doing the whole time.

Content LEVELS OF HELL: Limbo Lust Gluttony Greed Anger Heresy Violence Fraud Treachery Opening a bug report without a way to reproduce it and then harassing the maintainers to fix it

Content Jack Linde 1 month ago When I worked in my company's IT Service Desk, one of the frequent questions I would get while having customers perform said reboot was, "Why does a reboot fixes things?" My answer was thus, "Programs are like three year olds. They're great at unpacking all their toys and spreading them across the RAM. They're not so great at picking up after themselves when they are done. Rebooting cleans up the RAM of all the toys the programs left on the floor." 1 143 14

The sign that says "THIS IS A STOP SIGN" under an actual stop sign is basically every junior developer's commenting style in a nutshell. Why write int counter = 0; // initialize counter to zero when you can state the blindingly obvious? Nothing says "I'm new here" like commenting every single line with its exact function. Next up: adding "// end of if statement" after every closing bracket. The senior devs reviewing this code are dying inside, one redundant comment at a time.

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