Am I Testing This Code Or Is It Testing Me?

Content JohnONolan commented on Aug 19, 2016 9 Dunicate of 336 Fixed when caniuse.enabled: false is also set. Still think this a valid bug, though. 5 2 JonnoNolan commented an hour ago edited y Oh god I'm back 2 years later from a Google search which ended in rediscovering this issue which aoparentv wrote mysel Lord have mercy on my soul. lonnoNolan commented an hour asc Dear future John, what is the year 2020 like? Do they have chairs? I'm writing you this message from the year 2018, and properly documenting the fix for this, which I wish I had written down way back in 2016. You probably got a new Mac recently. You probably installed emmet, went to write some CSS, and found emmet scevang nonsensica browser vendor cretixes evervwhere. You probably thovant to yourself "fuck, not this again and spent the last 30 mins furiously googling how to unset this ridiculous oreterence. Acain. Well tuture Jonn. it is. past Jonn. who shall be vour saviour. Here's what to do Open Acom orererences Packages emmet Change the Extensions Path to your project dir, like Sitesemmet inside Sites emret create a new preferences.1son Inside that tile olace the rollowing "ess auto inser VendorPrefixes": rasse, canise. enabled a false Save, and restart Atom Leave a comment on this issue to iterate the number of times this has fucked you over by: 1 Past gonn (a) 10

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This meme perfectly captures the existential dread of asking a senior developer about their non-existent documentation. You approach them like Oliver Twist begging for gruel, only to be met with the classic "my code is self-explanatory" defense. The senior dev genuinely believes their cryptic variable names and 200-line functions "make perfect sense" while you're left wondering if you're the problem. Spoiler alert: you're not. The documentation is in their head, and they've convinced themselves that telepathy is an industry standard skill.

Ah, the infamous "Elon Sort" – the perfect algorithm if you hate both your data and your users. It's basically what happens when Silicon Valley hubris meets computer science. Fire half your array elements, realize you need them, bring them back in a completely random order, repeat this chaotic process an arbitrary number of times, then just lie about the results. Reminds me of every startup I've consulted for that claimed their ML algorithm was "revolutionary" when it was really just a glorified random number generator with a press release.

Spent 45 minutes debugging a function that wasn't returning a value, only to realize I never actually called the function in the first place. That moment of realization hits like a ton of bricks—you go from frantically searching for complex bugs to discovering you're the bug. It's like building an entire spaceship and forgetting to press the launch button. The compiler's just sitting there thinking, "I can't believe this human has a CS degree."