Me And My Cat Are The True Crusaders

You know you've reached peak productivity when your cat's random keyboard assault produces something more elegant than your handcrafted regex. There's something poetic about spending 45 minutes debugging a pattern only to realize your feline friend's contribution of £¥₹∏∫√∂~ƒ©˙∆˚¬…æ is somehow more readable than ^(?=.*[A-Z])(?=.*\d)(?=.*[@$!%*?&])[A-Za-z\d@$!%*?&]{8,}$. Both are incomprehensible, but at least the cat's version has character. Literally.