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An Exploit On The Scratch Desktop App Has Been Circulating "In The Wild" Over The Last Few Days. This Code From The Project File Still Executes Unsandboxed In The Latest Version Of The Desktop Editor.
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2 months ago 792.0K views 0 shares
An Exploit On The Scratch Desktop App Has Been Circulating "In The Wild" Over The Last Few Days. This Code From The Project File Still Executes Unsandboxed In The Latest Version Of The Desktop Editor.
Nothing says "educational platform for children" quite like arbitrary code execution through SVG foreignObject tags. Someone discovered you can embed Node.js require() calls in Scratch project files, and suddenly little Timmy's cat animation can read your entire home directory. The exploit is chef's kiss simple: hide JavaScript in an SVG image's onerror handler, check if require exists, then go wild with fs and os modules. The code literally alerts your entire file system in a popup like it's showing off a high score. "For example, here are all the files in your home directory" – thanks, I hate it. Best part? It's still unpatched. Scratch Desktop is basically running Electron with the safety rails removed. Who needs sandboxing when you can just trust that nobody would ever put malicious code in a .sb3 file? What could possibly go wrong with letting a platform designed for 8-year-olds execute unsandboxed system calls? Someone's getting a CVE for their portfolio and a very awkward conversation with the MIT Media Lab.

Learned From Scratch
Programming
2 months ago 1.7M views 0 shares
Learned From Scratch
Two developers bond over "learning programming from scratch" until they pull out their laptops and realize one learned actual computer science fundamentals while the other learned Scratch—the block-based visual programming language with the orange cat mascot. You know, the one designed for literal children. The miscommunication is chef's kiss. One person spent months grinding through data structures and algorithms, the other was dragging colorful blocks to make a sprite dance. Both technically correct, vastly different skill levels. It's like saying you're a chef because you can make toast. To be fair, Scratch is actually a decent introduction to programming logic for kids. But showing up to a tech conversation with it is like bringing a Fisher-Price toolkit to a construction site.

Job Interview Software Developer
Programming
8 months ago 447.0K views 0 shares
Job Interview Software Developer
You know the drill. You've built production systems that handle millions of requests, debugged race conditions at 2AM, and somehow kept legacy code from collapsing. But none of that matters when the interviewer asks "Can you program in Scratch?" and gets genuinely excited about it. The bar is simultaneously on the floor and in the stratosphere. They want you to invert binary trees on a whiteboard while also being thrilled that you know how to drag-and-drop blocks in a kids' programming language. It's like asking a chef if they can make toast and expecting them to be proud of it. Welcome to tech interviews, where the questions make no sense and the requirements don't matter. Just smile, nod, and hope they don't ask you to implement a sorting algorithm in Scratch next.

The Evolution Of Programming Intelligence
C++ Java Python Programming Gamedev
10 months ago 678.6K views 3 shares
The Evolution Of Programming Intelligence
Starting with Python's galaxy brain energy, descending through Java's merely brilliant neural activity, then C++'s dimming consciousness as you realize you're managing memory manually. Scratch brings us to the enlightened toddler phase where you're dragging colorful blocks around. And finally, we reach peak transcendence with command blocks in Minecraft—where you've ascended beyond traditional programming into a realm of redstone logic and block-based sorcery that somehow feels both incredibly powerful and deeply questionable at the same time. The progression from "I write elegant code" to "I literally program inside a video game" is a journey we all respect but don't necessarily understand.

Scratch At Home: C Programmer Edition
C++ Programming Debugging
1 year ago 522.3K views 0 shares
Scratch At Home: C Programmer Edition
When your kid wants Scratch (the beginner-friendly block programming language) but you're a C programmer with trust issues and a weird sense of humor. This madlad literally redefined curly braces and brackets with ASCII art, then implemented FizzBuzz with them. It's the programming equivalent of making a sandwich with a chainsaw because "it gets the job done." The worst part? It probably compiles. That's the real horror story here.

Tech Overlord After One Scratch Success
Programming Gamedev
1 year ago 299.1K views 0 shares
Tech Overlord After One Scratch Success
Oh. My. GOD. The ABSOLUTE POWER TRIP when you make even the TINIEST thing work in Scratch! 💅 Suddenly you're not just a beginner coder - you're a TECH OVERLORD surrounded by your empire of monitors, ready to hack the Pentagon with your block-based programming skills! The way this character is DROWNING in hardware after making what's probably just a cat sprite move two pixels to the right is the most accurate representation of beginner programmer ego I've ever witnessed. We go from "I figured out how to use an if-statement" to "I am basically Tony Stark" in 0.2 seconds flat!

The Real Pros Will Know
Programming C++ Python Java Gamedev
1 year ago 550.7K views 1 shares
The Real Pros Will Know
Evolution of programmer enlightenment: starts with Python (basic brain), progresses through Java (slightly lit brain), then C++ (glowing brain), followed by Scratch (cosmic brain), and finally... Minecraft command blocks (transcendent alien being). Nothing says "I've reached programming nirvana" like crafting complex algorithms with blocks meant for 10-year-olds. The supreme irony of the programming world: spend years mastering memory management in C++ only to realize the true galaxy-brain move is coding with pictures of cats and literal blocks. If you've ever built a working CPU in Minecraft, you're not a programmer anymore—you're basically a deity. The rest of us mortals will continue pretending our Python scripts are impressive.

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About To Get Serious, Wish Me Luck
Programming Debugging Algorithms
1 year ago 311.2K views 0 shares
About To Get Serious, Wish Me Luck
Sweet summer child thinks Harvard's CS50 intro course with Scratch is the hard part. That's like celebrating you survived the kiddie pool before diving into the Mariana Trench. The full CS50x will introduce you to memory management in C where every segmentation fault feels like a personal attack from the universe. Those teary anime eyes won't be so dry when you're debugging pointer arithmetic at 2AM while questioning your life choices.

I Found The Best Language Errors
Debugging Programming C++ Java Python
1 year ago 498.7K views 0 shares
I Found The Best Language Errors
Left side: Scratch mascot saying "Error? What's an error?" because it's designed for beginners with training wheels and bubble wrap. Right side: Java, C++, Python, and JavaScript screaming "Kill yourself" because they'll happily let you run headfirst into a wall of cryptic exceptions that make you question your career choices. Ten years in and I'm still not sure which approach is more psychologically damaging.

Most Stupid Programming Language Ever
Programming Rust Gamedev
1 year ago 450.9K views 0 shares
Most Stupid Programming Language Ever
OMG, someone actually created a programming language to write code for Scratch - you know, that block-based programming tool designed for CHILDREN! 💀 The absolute AUDACITY of creating a text-based compiler with Rust that outputs to Scratch! It's like building a rocket ship to drive to your mailbox! They even had the nerve to add GitHub Copilot support and error detection like it's some kind of serious development environment! Just look at that gorgeous code at the bottom - writing actual text to generate those cute little colorful blocks with the cat mascot. It's the programming equivalent of using a sledgehammer to hang a picture frame! I'm DYING! 😭

Is Scratch Considered A Programming Language
Programming Algorithms
1 year ago 288.6K views 1 shares
Is Scratch Considered A Programming Language
The code blocks in this Scratch program are implementing what appears to be a doctor's appointment speedrun algorithm. Each block meticulously outlines the NPC-like movements required to navigate healthcare: door → reception → receptionist → doctor. But then the punchline hits with "I am legally not allowed to finish this joke" - implying the program was about to execute some hilariously dark healthcare system critique that would violate Scratch's family-friendly policies. It's basically the programming equivalent of self-censoring right before dropping the spiciest take on the American healthcare system. Truly chaotic neutral energy.