I Am Once Again Asking For Documentation

When your code doesn't work, the logical approach is to copy and paste it. When that fails, the truly sophisticated approach is to frantically copy the same thing multiple times before pasting it, as if the clipboard might suddenly decide to work better after the fifth Ctrl+C. The clipboard anxiety is real. Nothing says "I've completely lost control of my development process" quite like hammering Ctrl+C like you're trying to send an SOS in clipboard Morse code.

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Finally, a project status report that doesn't sugarcoat reality! This is what happens when your PM asks for "complete transparency" and you take it personally. From the 23.64 GB codebase (because who needs optimization?) to the "mix of tabs and spaces" (the mark of a true chaotic evil), this is every tech lead's nightmare made manifest. My favorite part? The test status: "Segmentation fault (core dumped)" paired with "passing if you try a second time" — which is basically every developer saying "it works on my machine" with extra steps. And let's not ignore the "coffee drunk: 694 L" metric — the only truly accurate measurement in the entire report.

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The ultimate job security plan revealed! When AI threatens to replace coders by learning from clean, logical code, just switch to the ancient developer technique of writing incomprehensible spaghetti code with zero comments. I've been writing undocumented code for 15 years, but I always thought it was because I was lazy. Turns out I was just future-proofing my career against the robot uprising. Accidental genius!