Evolving Backwards

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When Gandalf asks you to debug a regular expression, but you're just a hobbit who wanted second breakfast, not a regex nightmare. That cryptic pattern is basically the One Ring of programming—powerful, dangerous, and impossible to decipher without casting yourself into the fires of Stack Overflow. Even senior devs look at regex and think "It's some form of Elvish" before quietly opening their bookmarked regex101.com tab.

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When the job posting says "Junior Developer - 0-2 years experience" but also requires "Expert in 17 frameworks, machine learning, quantum computing, and ability to debug code by smell alone." That's how we end up with this 55-year-old "junior" looking like he's seen some shit. By 2025, entry-level positions will require you to have invented time travel just to acquire the necessary experience. The name tag is just the cherry on top - "AI Technician" because apparently, that's what we're calling "copy-pasting from Stack Overflow with extra steps" these days.

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