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So you're the absolute madlad who debugs directly in production? That's basically the developer equivalent of performing surgery on yourself while skydiving. No staging environment, no local testing, just raw chaos and a direct line to the database that powers your company's revenue.
The "vibe coders" are absolutely shook because while they're over here running their code through three different environments and writing unit tests, you're out there cowboy coding with console.log() statements in prod at 3 PM on a Friday. It's the programming equivalent of telling people you don't use version control—technically impressive in the worst possible way.
Nothing says "I live dangerously" quite like a production hotfix with zero rollback plan. Your DevOps team probably has your face on a dartboard.
