The Selective Amnesia Of Software Developers

Content All you talk about is Leetcode, it's a serious problem in our relationship. Babe, just give me 45 minutes. I can find an optimal solution to this problem.

EXCUSE ME WHILE I EXPOSE THE DARKEST SECRET OF THE DEVELOPER UNIVERSE! 💀 The absolute TRAGEDY of spending 72 hours on a Udemy course only to discover the certificate is just a fancy JPEG that nobody in the industry gives a flying function about! Yet there we are, watching 37 hours of "How to Master React in Just 3 Days" at 1.5x speed, DESPERATELY clinging to the promise of that digital participation trophy. The validation-seeking MONSTERS we've become! And for what? So we can add another meaningless credential to our LinkedIn profile that recruiters scroll past faster than terms and conditions?! THE HORROR!

The Java logo has become the universal symbol for "this will make anything unnecessarily complex and resource-hungry, but somehow still work." Slap that bad boy on a broken appliance, and suddenly it's not just a vacuum—it's an enterprise-grade dust acquisition system with 16GB memory requirements and three dependency injection frameworks. The only thing missing is the vacuum asking if you want to update it every 3 minutes while you're trying to clean.

Content When a malicious site downloads an .exe file into your Linux machine YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE

Content Me trying to get rid of domains that I bought three years ago

Content What is your idea of a perfect date. DDMMYYYY, other formats can be really confusing. You will die single.