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THE SHEER TERROR of opening that ancient, dusty codebase file that hasn't been touched since the Obama administration! You're basically an archaeological explorer entering a cursed tomb where the previous developer left ZERO comments and used variable names like 'x', 'temp', and 'doTheThing'. The darkness beckons as you scroll through 2000 lines of spaghetti code that somehow powers your entire company's billing system. Touch one line and the whole application CRUMBLES INTO DUST! But sure, your manager wants "just a small change" by tomorrow morning. GOOD LUCK, INDIANA JONES!