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The ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of JavaScript development! 😱 You're literally stepping on a rake and SMACKING yourself in the face every five minutes! Meanwhile, TypeScript developers are doing professional-grade skateboard tricks like they were BORN on a half-pipe! Sure, JavaScript lets you code with the wild abandon of a caffeinated toddler at a candy store, but TypeScript is over there preventing runtime errors like it's getting PAID PER SAVE. The difference is so dramatic it's practically a Broadway musical waiting to happen! 💅

OH. MY. GOD. The most BRUTALLY honest description of programming I've ever witnessed! 💀 When someone asks what you do and you hit them with "I tell computers to do things. Sometimes they listen" - it's the "sometimes" that absolutely SENDS ME. The sheer AUDACITY of these silicon-based divas refusing our commands after we've spent HOURS crafting the perfect instructions! Like, excuse me?! I wrote you a BEAUTIFUL algorithm and you have the NERVE to throw a runtime error? The relationship between programmer and computer is literally just us begging expensive calculators to cooperate while they randomly decide when to throw tantrums!

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Content luciferlaughs Scientists have discovered how to make glow-in-the-dark cats by inserting the jellyfish genes that create fluorescent proteins into feline eggs. TC wordswithkittywitch I needed to check that this was real, and apparently, it is. What's more, the end goal in these experiments was to fight feline AIDS, creating glow-in-the-dark cats was a side effect. That might be the greatest sentence I write this year. Supersciencegeek Ok, so the short version is that scientists want to insert a Useful Gene. But they have no way of knowing if the Useful Gene actually got incorporated into the cat's (or other animal's) DNA. So they glue the Glow Gene to the Useful Gene. If the animal glows, both genes got inserted successfully. Source: luciferlaughs

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Content The Future Programmer TheProgrammerMe Me doing bug fixes in production 3:55 pm 16 Feb 22 Twitter for Android