We've all been there. You send a casual "Good morning, I'm about to destroy the backend and DB" thinking you typed something else entirely, and suddenly your phone becomes a weapon of mass panic. The frantic unanswered call, the desperate "Deploy*" with an asterisk like that fixes anything, followed by "Applogies" (because you can't even spell apologies when you're spiraling).
The best part? "Please take the day off! Don't do anything!" Translation: Step away from the keyboard before you nuke production. But nope, our hero insists on deploying anyway because apparently one near-death experience per morning isn't enough. Some people just want to watch the database burn.
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