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Content SENIOR DEV PUT IT IN BACKLOG JUNIOR DEV SO WE CAN FIX IT LATER, RIGHT? SO WE CAN FIX IT LATER, RIGHT?

Content WHEN YOU REACH YOUR PRINT STATEMENTS ONE AFTER THE OTHER LEADING TO FINDING THE ORIGIN OF THE BUG 7 Oh, yeah. It's all coming together.

Content sion Matrix Type I error (false positive) You're pregnant Type Il error (false negative) You're not pregnant

Content When python throws an error in line 174 but your code only has 10 lines Son of a bitch. You're really no help at all, you know that?

Content You have invented a device that can translate thoughts into video You hook it up to a dying old man. You will glimpse past the veil of death As the man dies, all you see on your screen is the word "ERROR" You never programmed an error message into the device reddit

TypeScript promises type safety but then gives us the any type - basically a backdoor that lets you smuggle in whatever garbage you want. The cat's horrified expression is every senior dev watching junior devs slap any on everything to make TypeScript errors go away. "TypeScript: JS with syntax for types" *looks inside* "any" - congratulations, you've defeated the entire purpose of using TypeScript in the first place!