Parent Programming

Parenting Work-life balance Multitasking Sleep deprivation Programmer life Parallel processing Code quality Burnout

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1 year ago 180,659 views 0 shares

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The grumpy face never changes, just the multitasking skills. Before kids: "This code is garbage!" After kids: "This code is garbage AND I haven't slept in 3 days!" The true parallel processing isn't in your fancy algorithms—it's coding with one hand while holding a baby with the other. Somehow both scenarios involve cleaning up messes and debugging mysterious errors that make no logical sense. The only difference? One of them eventually grows up and stops crying. The code never does.

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