Doomed By My Own Greatness

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Doomed By My Own Greatness

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Being the "debugging wizard" on your team is a curse disguised as a compliment. Sure, you're respected for your skills, but now you're drowning in everyone's nightmare tickets while they work on the shiny new features. Your reward for competence? More pain. The ultimate programming career trap—excel at something difficult and that's all you'll ever do again.

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Generations of ancestors looking down from heaven, watching their descendant spend 8 hours tracking down a missing semicolon instead of procreating. The family tree withers while the syntax tree flourishes. Priorities, am I right? Your great-great-grandfather didn't fight in three wars just so you could argue with a compiler at 3 AM. But hey, at least your variable naming conventions are immaculate.

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