Doomed By My Own Greatness

Content 88 I'm from Canada, but live in the States now. It took me a while to get used to writing boolean variables with an "Is prefix, instead of the "Eh" suffix that Canadians use when programming For example: MyObj.IsVisible Myobj.visibleth share edited Oct 25 '11 at 21:35 community wiki 2 revs, 2 users 94 AlishahNovin 21 This is a joke, right? - Philip Jun 10 '11 at 19:09

Santa's face in that last panel says it all. The kid's asking for the one miracle no amount of Christmas magic can deliver: bug-free code that runs perfectly on the first try. I've been coding for 15 years and still check Stack Overflow when my "Hello World" crashes. Some wishes are just too ambitious for this universe's physics engine.

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You know that moment when you tell yourself "it's just a small fix" and commit it with the laziest message possible? Then you check the diff and somehow you've added 855 lines and deleted 2. Yeah, that "small fix" just refactored half the codebase, added three new dependencies, and probably broke production in ways you won't discover until Monday morning. The train wreck perfectly captures the inevitable disaster that follows every "small fix" commit. Spoiler alert: it's never small, and it's rarely a fix.

Content 108 Answers order by votes 2 3 88 I'm from Canada, but live in the States nOW. It took me a while to get used to writing boolean variables with an "Is" prefix, instead of the "Eh" suffix that Canadians use when programming. For example: MyObj.IsVisible MyObj.VisibleEh Share Follow community wiki 2 revs, 2 users 94 ProdrammerHumor.io