Doomed By My Own Greatness

The eternal suffering of forgetting to add break statements in switch cases. The code just keeps on executing through every subsequent case like it's on a mission to ruin your day. And then you spend three hours debugging why your function is returning seventeen different values when it should only return one. The worst part? The compiler sits there silently judging you instead of throwing a warning. Thanks for nothing, compiler.

Game developers be like: "Core gameplay? Nah, I'd rather spend 47 hours coding a dynamic weather system that players will notice for exactly 3 seconds!" 🤣 The eternal struggle between fixing the actual game mechanics versus adding that one super specific feature nobody asked for but suddenly feels ABSOLUTELY CRUCIAL at 3am. We've all been there - prioritizing shiny new features while the basic gameplay loop is still just "walk from point A to point B and occasionally press X."

Content This is Bill Bill is not a Computer Scince major When Bill meet anyone who is CS major Bill did not ask them to fix his computer. Bill is smart Be like Bill

Content DON'T RUN THIS PROGRAM include stdio.h includestring.h int main(void) printf("s", strerror (130)). WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE

The universal IT solution that works 60% of the time, every time: turning it off and on again. Nothing quite matches that smug confidence when you stroll into a meeting after "fixing" a critical system by simply hitting restart. Meanwhile, actual IT support people are chasing you down like "WAIT! We need to check the logs first!" Too late. I've already ascended to tech hero status with my sophisticated troubleshooting technique that dates back to the stone age of computing.

Congratulations, you were born at the perfect time to experience the thrilling adventure of... tracking bugs in Jira, sending desperate emails in Gmail, taking notes in Notion, coding in VS Code, chatting in Slack, and designing in Figma. Meanwhile, our ancestors got to ride horses into battle and our descendants will get cool mech suits. But hey, at least we have dark mode.