Doomed By My Own Greatness

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The AUDACITY of Monday merges! First you're all confident, strutting around like you're God's gift to version control with your git commit -m "feature done mf" . Then BOOM! Reality slaps you in the face—87 DIFFERENT COMMITS between your branch and production?! THE HORROR! You desperately try git pull --rebase like it's some magical incantation that will save your pathetic developer soul. Those moments of sheer panic as Git does its thing... will your code survive this unholy ritual?! And then—SWEET MERCIFUL BYTES—it actually works! That relief when Git tells you it's successful is better than any drug known to mankind. You've survived another Monday merge. At least until next week, you beautiful disaster.

The eternal battle between quality and deadlines! First, your conscience gently whispers about your terrible code. Then it screams profanities demanding you delete that monstrosity. Finally, your deadline-panic-mode kicks in and tells your conscience to shut up because shipping anything is better than shipping nothing. The duality of every developer's mind perfectly captured in this existential crisis - write beautiful code or actually finish the project on time? Spoiler alert: we always choose the deadline and live with the technical debt shame spiral later.

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