Doomed By My Own Greatness

Content YOUR CODE DOESN'T WORK BECAUSE IT HAS BUGS MY CODE DOESN'T WORK BECAUSE IDK WTF I'M DOING WE ARE NOT THE SAME

Ah, the mythical German C language – where function names sound like commands from an angry drill sergeant. The code shows the classic "Hello World" program, but with Germanic syntax that would make any normal C programmer wake up in cold sweats. Instead of the civilized int main() and printf() , we've got Ganz Haupt() and druckef() – because apparently regular C wasn't intimidating enough. And let's not forget zurück 0 instead of return 0 because why use English when you can sound like you're summoning a demon? The therapist clearly hasn't seen what happens when your compiler encounters this monstrosity. Trust me, the error messages would be in German too, and twice as long.

Content TOMORROW IS NEW YEARS EVE, AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS: IT'S THE ONE DAY OF THE YEAR WHEN YOU CAN CONVERT BETWEEN AGES AND BIRTH YEARS BY SUBTRACTION WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT OFF-BY-ONE ERRORS! ALSO THERE ARE PROBABLY PARTIES. New Year's Eve

Content Being Potato 14 Feb at 22:01 G LIKE PAGE Girl who is carrying UNIX book and stethoscope both. Only in Indian Movies SUBSCRIBI ProdrammerHumor.io

Content Me after reading about how a packet travels through all the routers, switches, all the topip or OSI layers, security checks, errornoise checks and corrections: How the hell real time voice calls work on internet? imaflip.com

Content When your 'friend' asks you to help find the bug in their code but they haven't written any documentation and their variable names are meaningless