Doomed By My Own Greatness

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Doomed By My Own Greatness

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Being the "debugging wizard" on your team is a curse disguised as a compliment. Sure, you're respected for your skills, but now you're drowning in everyone's nightmare tickets while they work on the shiny new features. Your reward for competence? More pain. The ultimate programming career trap—excel at something difficult and that's all you'll ever do again.

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