The Four Horsemen Of Programming Reality

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The four horsemen of programming reality! People think we're hardware wizards opening computer cases like surgeons. Parents believe we're rocket scientists in lab coats inventing the next NASA project. Meanwhile, we imagine ourselves as beautiful-mind geniuses solving complex algorithms...

But the crushing truth? We're just professional Googlers desperately typing "How to use dates in JavaScript" for the 47th time this week because nobody—NOBODY—can remember JavaScript's cursed Date API. The gap between perception and reality has never been so hilariously wide.

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