Out Of The Mouths Of Babes: Compiler Logic Destroyed

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Out Of The Mouths Of Babes: Compiler Logic Destroyed

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An 8-year-old just destroyed decades of compiler design with a single question. The kid's logic is infuriatingly sound—if the compiler is smart enough to detect the missing semicolon, why isn't it smart enough to fix it? Meanwhile, seasoned developers are having existential crises because we've spent countless hours hunting down missing semicolons when the computer knew exactly what was wrong the whole time. It's like having a friend who watches you search for your keys while knowing they're on the coffee table. Thanks kid, for making us question our entire profession.

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