Never Skip Jira Day

Jira Project management Scrum Tickets Developer life Standup Story points Done-column Workflow

Agile Programming

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Never Skip Jira Day

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The beautiful lifecycle of a software developer: wake up, crush some code, close tickets, repeat. This skeleton is literally powered by the dopamine rush of dragging those Jira cards from "In Progress" to "Done." It's like a twisted fitness routine where instead of leg day, you've got ticket-closing day, and your gains are measured in story points instead of muscle mass.

The real workout here is maintaining the discipline to actually update your tickets instead of just shipping code and ghosting your project manager. Some devs can bench press 300 pounds but can't lift a single ticket into the done column without being asked three times in standup. This skeleton clearly has its priorities straight—those quads are built purely from the repetitive motion of ticket management.

Pro tip: If you're not getting swole from ticket velocity, you're doing agile wrong.

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