But It Works On My Machine

Oh, so you're really sitting here, in front of your entire team, with THAT level of confidence, claiming "it works on my machine"? Like that's supposed to be some kind of defense? The sheer AUDACITY. Everyone knows that's the programming equivalent of "I swear officer, I didn't know that was illegal." Your localhost is not production, Karen! Your machine has approximately 47 different environment variables that nobody else has, dependencies that shouldn't exist, and probably a sacrificial goat running in the background. Meanwhile, production is on fire, QA is sending screenshots of error messages, and you're out here like "well it compiled on my laptop so..." Docker was literally invented to solve this exact problem, but sure, let's have this conversation AGAIN.