The universal decision tree for bug prioritization in software development:
1. Is it easy to fix? → Immediately jumps to "I'll fix it immediately"
2. Actual importance? → *crickets*
3. Is it breaking production? → CRITICAL!!!
The irony is painfully real. Developers will spend 4 hours fixing a one-pixel UI misalignment because it's "quick" but postpone refactoring that nightmare authentication system that's held together with duct tape and prayers. Then suddenly everything's on fire when it inevitably breaks.