At Least The Motive Was Good

Content When your write code so well that you have to add errors iust to make sure the compiler is working correctly DJ KHALED SUFFERING FROM SUCCESS made with mematic ATTISTIR EXPLICIT CONTENT

Content What we say What we mean Horrible hack Horrible hack that I didn't write Temporary workaround Horrible hack that I wrote It's broken There are bugs in your code It has a few issues There are bugs in my code Obscure Someone else's code doesn't have comments Self-documenting My code doesn't have comments That's why it's an awesome language It's my favorite language and it's really easy to do something in it. You're thinking in the wrong mindset It's my favorite language and it's really hard to do something in it. I can read this Perl script I wrote this Perl script I can't read this Perl script I didn't write this Perl script Bad structure Someone else's code is badly organized Complex structure My code is badly organized Bug The absence of a feature I like Out of scope The absence of a feature I don't like Clean solution It works and I understand it We need to rewrite it It works but I don't understand it emacs is better than vi it's too peaceful here, let's start a flame war vi is better than emacs It's too peaceful here, let's start a flame war IMHO You are wrong Legacy code It works, but no one knows how XCquitVESCESCC I don't know how to quit vi

Content Write code The tests fail Write more tests to narrow down the problem Write tests The tests fail Those tests pass The bug was in the test

Content

Content Pranay Pathole PPathole six stages of debugging: That can't happen. That doesn't happen on my machine. That shouldn't happen. Why does that happen? Oh, I see. How did that ever work? Follow

Content DEBUGGING THE CLASSIC MYSTERY GAME WHERE YOU ARE THE DETECTIVE, THE VICTIM, AND THE MURDERER!