At Least The Motive Was Good

This code is peak developer therapy. When your C++ program crashes, it doesn't just fail silently—it vents . The first handler randomly blames an imaginary esoteric language (malbolge, brainfuck, or lisp) for your problems, while the second handler perfectly captures the existential dread of pointer manipulation. The comment "TODO: add more languages to make fun of" is the cherry on top—because even in our error handlers, we maintain a proper backlog. The developer who wrote this has clearly reached the "humor as coping mechanism" stage of programming.

Content Game Developers then : I coded Rollercoaster Tycoon entirely in Assembly so it can run on most machines." "We made a shooter game "Try out our new game! that only takes up "Minimum requirements? First few levels are So long as your computer 97,280 bytes of space." free shareware!" can turn on." Triple A Game Developers now : Optimization? Sorry, we can't work on fixing the game. "Our game is 500GB. One of our employees keeps stealing Just get a better PC bro. You don't need to play You need at least breast milk from the female employees" any other games, right? Next-gen to play Also there is a 50GB without our game crashing." update patch." Yes, 1 know indie ime developers are an enception. There's ontr so much you can fit in a shitpost. "Our singleplayer game is always-online. Because fuck you, that's why."

Content Philosophers in 1700s Philosophers Now rProgrammerHumor "If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" "If no one can reproduce the bug anymore, does it exist?"

Spent four hours debugging only to find out your variable was named userNmae instead of userName ? Welcome to programming! Python's particularly brutal here since it won't complain about undefined variables until runtime. That knife in the second panel is totally justified—whitespace errors in Python are the silent killers that make seasoned devs contemplate career changes. The best part? You'll make this exact mistake again next week.

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Content (DEV The Practical Dev thepracticaldev The feature where Atom slows down and crashes if I open a big file really helps me keep my code concise and my classes small 21:44 PM - 09 Mar 2017 9 17 409 1152