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Ah, the classic "I've been debugging for 14 hours straight" documentation. That's not a programming language—that's the ancient dialect of Sleep Deprivation Scripting . When your brain hits that special state where you start drawing circuit diagrams that make perfect sense at 3AM but look like hieroglyphics from an alien civilization the next morning. The "9 Hour Work Day" note at the bottom is especially poetic—we all know those 9 hours somehow stretched into eternity. This isn't a bug—it's a journey into madness. And that pen strategically placed on the keyboard? That's to prevent himself from typing any more "solutions" that would require another rewrite of the entire codebase.

Content lam not a programmer at all, but I once had to use a scripting program to automate a task at work. My co-workers complained that they didn't know how much was left and wanted a bar. So, I added a loading bar that automatically started at 30, and then every 5 seconds split the remaining and added it on (capping at 99 until done). So: 30, 65 (100-3070; 702 35; 30 (original) 35 65), 82, 91, 96, 98, 99, 99.. After that they loved it. Idiots.

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