They Just Don't Fucking Care

[text] Kernel developers after they change a variable and start a clean build.. juva krishna.memes

Content Using a debugger Commenting out lines until you find the one causing the bug

Ah yes, the ancient art of waterboarding someone for suggesting best practices. Your team watches in silent approval as you're stretched on the rack for daring to propose that maybe, just maybe , spending a sprint on documentation and unit tests could prevent the production fires that happen every other Tuesday. The irony? Six months later when the codebase is an undocumented dumpster fire and nobody knows what anything does, they'll be asking "why didn't we write tests?" while you're still recovering from the torture chamber. But sure, let's ship that feature with zero coverage and comments that say "//TODO: fix this later" because technical debt is just a myth invented by people who hate fun, right? At least the medieval executioners had the decency to make it quick. Your team prefers the slow death of watching you maintain their spaghetti code alone.

Content Me: Programming on my PC for a hour straight without saving. My electricity I'm about to end this man's whole career

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Ah, COVID lockdown rules: a nightmare for extroverts, but absolute paradise for us code monkeys. While normal humans were suffering through isolation like it was some cruel punishment, programmers were living their best lives – finally validated for the lifestyle we'd been practicing for years. No need to make excuses for staying home all weekend with your IDE when the government mandates it. The only difference? We could order takeout without that judgmental look from the delivery person. Introverted developers have been training for this moment our entire careers.