They Just Don't Fucking Care

documentation Technical debt Refactoring Code review Disaster Code quality Clean code Junior developers Git blame

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They Just Don't Fucking Care

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Spent 3 weeks crafting pristine code with perfect test coverage and documentation that would make Clean Code's author weep tears of joy... only for the junior dev to refactor it into an eldritch horror during their first week. The calm smile while everything burns? That's the acceptance phase of grief after seeing your git blame light up with someone else's name. The real tragedy? No code review process could have prevented this massacre.

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