They Just Don't Fucking Care

SWEET MOTHER OF INDENTATION! The absolute HORROR of trying to find your cursor in a Python script! There you are, squinting at THREE different monitors like Gandalf trying to decipher ancient runes, and your cursor has VANISHED into the void! 🧙‍♂️ And why can't you find it? Because Python is the T-Rex of programming languages - it literally CANNOT SEE YOU if you don't move! Your cursor is just sitting there, perfectly camouflaged against the sea of whitespace, silently judging your life choices while you frantically wiggle your mouse like you're performing some desperate ritual to summon the coding gods!

Ah, the mythical "soon" of Continuous Integration pipelines. Like waiting for a bus in the rain, except the bus is your code and the rain is your deadline. The elf's "soon" is the same "soon" your build has been running for the last 45 minutes. At this point, you could have walked to production and deployed the code by hand. But here we are, refreshing Jenkins and contemplating if we'll ever see our families again.

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Ah, the infamous "vibe coding" conversation. Junior devs think they're being innovative with their "I'll just vibe code something" approach, completely oblivious to the technical debt tsunami they're summoning. Meanwhile, senior devs are having Vietnam-style flashbacks to the last time they had to untangle spaghetti code that someone "vibed" into existence. The real punchline? That month and a half of trouble isn't the junior fixing their own mess—it's the senior who'll be staying late while the junior's already moved on to vibe-coding their next masterpiece. After 15 years in this industry, I've learned that "I'm feeling inspired" is code for "someone else will be feeling despair."