They Just Don't Fucking Care

Content Debugging Idi:bg-ingl 1. Being the detective in a crime movie where you are also the murderer.

Content 88 I'm from Canada, but live in the States now. It took me a while to get used to writing boolean variables with an "Is prefix, instead of the "Eh" suffix that Canadians use when programming For example: MyObj.IsVisible Myobj.visibleth share edited Oct 25 '11 at 21:35 community wiki 2 revs, 2 users 94 AlishahNovin 21 This is a joke, right? - Philip Jun 10 '11 at 19:09

Content No one is pressing the spacebar for indentation "Tabs vs spaces" is a matter of conceptuality and practical advantages, not a matter of typing (how often do you even have to manually set indentation, when your editor does it automatically anyway?) ngflip.com

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The silent tragedy of modern version control! Poor Peter Griffin sits alone, contemplating his life choices after fixing 34 bugs... in the wrong branch. That sinking feeling when you realize hours of debugging and fixing went into a branch that's about to be deleted or will never be merged. Now he gets to play the exciting game of "cherry-pick my changes or redo everything from scratch." The ghost of his productivity haunts him on that park bench.

The perfect illustration of code documentation in the wild! That empty diagram labeled "How programmers comment their code" is painfully accurate. We all start our projects with grand intentions of detailed comments, then reality hits and suddenly it's just blank spaces and cryptic symbols. The most documented part of any codebase is usually that one function written at 3 AM that no one remembers writing. Future you will definitely understand what that single-letter variable does six months from now, right? Trust me, even senior devs with 15 years of experience are looking at this and nervously laughing while avoiding eye contact with their Git history.