They Just Don't Fucking Care

Content WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE CLOUD IS JUST SOMEONE ELSE'S COMPUTER

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Oh. My. GOD. The eternal OS war continues! 💻 This meme is basically the tech version of a street gang declaration but with OPERATING SYSTEMS instead of territories! These brave souls have dramatically renounced Windows and pledged their undying loyalty to Linux like it's some kind of blood oath. The sheer AUDACITY of declaring your OS allegiance with such conviction! As if choosing between operating systems is the modern-day equivalent of picking sides in an epic battle. Meanwhile, Mac users are probably sipping their lattes somewhere wondering why these peasants are fighting over scraps when they could just sell a kidney for a MacBook. 🙄

That face when someone suggests replacing Git with Excel. The silent scream of a thousand merge conflicts yet to come. Next they'll propose using PowerPoint for CI/CD pipelines because "it has nice transitions." Some people just want to watch the world burn—one corrupted spreadsheet at a time.

JavaScript's parseInt() function is like that one coworker who ignores all your emails until you add exactly seven zeroes after the decimal point. The function stubbornly returns 0 for every decimal value, until suddenly—at 0.0000005—it decides "Oh, I see a 5 now!" and returns 5. It's like watching someone squint harder and harder at tiny text until they finally give up and just read whatever letter they think they see. The floating point precision gods have spoken, and they've chosen chaos.

Content let's make a new language and call it Pythonscript