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Content Cycles in family tree software Asked 12 years, 7 months ago Modified 8 years, 5 months ago Viewed 286k times 1590 votes Locked. This question and its answers are locked because the question is off-topic but has historical significance. It is not currently accepting new answers or interactions. I am the developer of some family tree software (written in C and Qt). I had no problems until one of my customers mailed me a bug report. The problem is that the customer has two children with their own daughter, and, as a result, he can't use my software because of errors. Those errors are the result of my various assertions and invariants about the family graph being processed (for example, after walking a cycle, the program states that X can't be both father and grandfather of Y). How can I resolve those errors without removing all data assertions? C graph cycle assertions family-tree

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Content phantomrose96 Follow I could never be a video game developer because it would simply be impossible for me to put in the same inhuman dedication to making games as Gamers put into breaking games. I'd release something and the entire internet community would be like "MOST broken game ever FULL of BUGS and GLITCHES we have found FIVE-HUNDRED glitches" and every single one would be like "If you run into the far-back church corridor wall in the Deep Ceruluan map and kickflip precisely 4 times then pause and unpause the game it will make your character clip out of bounds" and I'd just have to be like "yeah that's because why the fuck would I run into the far-back wall and kickflip 4 times and pause and unpause that is objectively stupid and I did not test it and also no I'm not fixing it.

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