The SQL Injection Feedback Loop

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Content rAskReddit uS Eleni 12h After you die, you get access to a database with all the information ever known or collected throughout human history. What do you search for first? Discussion T 4.5k 2.0k Share BEST COMMENTS NicNoletree 11h 1 Award Find out what database software they use, how much data they have, and begin looking at the table structure and relationships. Reply 4 1.4k jeremy1015 6h Plot twist: It's Mongo and the entirety of human history is stored in a single JSON object. The top level is a key called "events" and the value is an unsorted array. 4 217 J JuniorSenior Trainee 3h Turns out god is a really nervous DB admin waiting for the inevitable. All the Apocalypse stuff in the Bible was actually just a misunderstanding of him saying "Guys you don't get it, I literally built this shit in seven days when I probably should've spent years on it. But management was pressuring me to deliver in seven days so I had to hack together this garbage and it will definitely break any minute now. 159 Ar4n 2h Mistranslation in the Bible. On the 7th day he tested.

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Ah, the classic collision of real-world terminology and software profanity filters. Some poor developer is stuck between a legitimate business need (a slaughterhouse's "Boner" job title) and their overzealous content filter that's flagging it as inappropriate. The desperate plea to "switch this feature off in the backend" is the digital equivalent of asking your parents to let you stay up past bedtime because "this is different!" After 15 years in this industry, I can guarantee the response will be either "that's a production config, absolutely not" or "sure, we'll add it to the backlog" (translation: never happening). Meanwhile, the slaughterhouse workers are probably wondering why tech people can't understand that bones need removing.