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The SQL Injection Feedback Loop

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6 months ago 467,432 views 0 shares

The SQL Injection Feedback Loop

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When SQL developers give feedback... Someone just executed the most ruthless SQL injection attack on that poor survey form! The classic "; DROP TABLE Responses; is basically the programmer equivalent of pulling the tablecloth out from under a fully set dinner table. The survey creator probably forgot to sanitize their inputs, and now all that precious community feedback exists only in the void of deleted data. Somewhere, a database admin just felt a disturbance in the force.

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