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Interesting Timing

Hardware Gamedev AI

8 hours ago 244.0K views 0 shares

Interesting Timing

Steam's Hardware Survey has a habit of popping up at the most inconvenient moments—like when you're running a potato laptop with integrated graphics from 2012, or when you've just booted up your work machine that thinks 4GB of RAM is plenty. Meanwhile, Sam Altman over at OpenAI is probably filling out the survey on a server farm that could mine Bitcoin and train GPT-5 simultaneously. The timing is always impeccable: never when you're on your gaming rig with the RTX 4090, always when you're SSH'd into a Raspberry Pi wondering why it's asking about your GPU.

The SQL Injection Feedback Loop

Databases Security Programming

1 year ago 706.2K views 0 shares

The SQL Injection Feedback Loop

When SQL developers give feedback... Someone just executed the most ruthless SQL injection attack on that poor survey form! The classic "; DROP TABLE Responses; is basically the programmer equivalent of pulling the tablecloth out from under a fully set dinner table. The survey creator probably forgot to sanitize their inputs, and now all that precious community feedback exists only in the void of deleted data. Somewhere, a database admin just felt a disturbance in the force.