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Behold the mythical backend developer in their natural habitat: facing away from humanity, just like their servers. Two monitors for double the terminal windows, yet somehow still not enough screen real estate for all those microservices. That impeccable hair? Styled by running fingers through it while muttering "why is this API returning null?" The blue folders? Documentation that nobody will ever read. Frontend devs might make things pretty, but backend devs make things work —even if they haven't seen sunlight since the last major version release.

The eternal date format war rages on! While most of the world sensibly uses the pyramid of DD/MM/YY (small to big), and some Asian countries flip it upside-down (YY/MM/DD), the USA just... does whatever the hell it wants with MM/DD/YY. It's like they designed their date format the same way they designed their healthcare system – maximum confusion for everyone involved. The beautiful irony is that only the YY/MM/DD format is actually ISO-8601 compliant and makes perfect sense for sorting. Meanwhile, programmers everywhere silently weep when handling date inputs from international users. Nothing says "fun weekend project" like writing regex to figure out if 03/04/05 means March 4th, 2005 or April 3rd, 2005 or... wait... 1905?

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