The Great SQL Capitalization Escape

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Ah, the classic collision of real-world terminology and software profanity filters. Some poor developer is stuck between a legitimate business need (a slaughterhouse's "Boner" job title) and their overzealous content filter that's flagging it as inappropriate. The desperate plea to "switch this feature off in the backend" is the digital equivalent of asking your parents to let you stay up past bedtime because "this is different!" After 15 years in this industry, I can guarantee the response will be either "that's a production config, absolutely not" or "sure, we'll add it to the backlog" (translation: never happening). Meanwhile, the slaughterhouse workers are probably wondering why tech people can't understand that bones need removing.

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