The Great SQL Capitalization Escape

database sql Syntax Formatting Developer wars Coding style Skeletor Database admin Code conventions

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The Great SQL Capitalization Escape

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THE ABSOLUTE DRAMA of SQL formatting! One second you're lounging like Skeletor, smugly declaring "Writing SQL in all caps is a choice, not a requirement" and the next you're RUNNING AWAY because you've unleashed pure CHAOS on the database team! The holy war of SQL formatting claims another victim! Those database purists will hunt you down with their perfectly indented queries and meticulously capitalized keywords until the end of time! The AUDACITY to suggest lowercase SQL! Might as well have said tabs are better than spaces or that semicolons are optional! Some developer sins can never be forgiven!

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