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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Database admin Memes

Posts tagged with Database admin

The Great SQL Capitalization Escape

Databases Programming Backend
29 days ago 84.5K views 0 shares
The Great SQL Capitalization Escape
THE ABSOLUTE DRAMA of SQL formatting! One second you're lounging like Skeletor, smugly declaring "Writing SQL in all caps is a choice, not a requirement" and the next you're RUNNING AWAY because you've unleashed pure CHAOS on the database team! The holy war of SQL formatting claims another victim! Those database purists will hunt you down with their perfectly indented queries and meticulously capitalized keywords until the end of time! The AUDACITY to suggest lowercase SQL! Might as well have said tabs are better than spaces or that semicolons are optional! Some developer sins can never be forgiven!

The UPDATE Without WHERE Nightmare

Databases Programming Debugging Testing Backend
1 month ago 99.4K views 0 shares
The UPDATE Without WHERE Nightmare
That moment when your innocent UPDATE query without a WHERE clause turns your database into a dumpster fire. You're just trying to fix ONE little record and suddenly your terminal screams "1,276,000 ROWS AFFECTED" and your soul leaves your body. The database admin is already drafting your obituary while you frantically search StackOverflow for "how to undo massive SQL disaster without anyone noticing." Pro tip: Always begin with BEGIN TRANSACTION; so you can ROLLBACK; when you inevitably nuke production data!

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