The Excel Database Conspiracy

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The Excel Database Conspiracy

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The horrifying truth finally revealed! Let's be honest, we've all seen that one company running their entire operation off a glorified spreadsheet. Some PM probably said "it's just temporary" back in 2003, and now it's load-bearing infrastructure. The worst part? Those Excel "databases" are still out there... evolving... multiplying. That one Karen in accounting is probably managing $50M in assets using VLOOKUP and a prayer. The astronaut with the gun knows what's up - sometimes the only solution to legacy spreadsheet hell is a clean reboot.

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