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When You Use A Nuclear Reactor To Power A Light Bulb

AI Javascript Programming

11 days ago 180.4K views 1 shares

When You Use A Nuclear Reactor To Power A Light Bulb

Paying $1200/month to use GPT-4 to uppercase text. That's like hiring a brain surgeon to put on a band-aid. The real kicker? Someone spent their entire weekend auditing API costs only to discover they could've just used .toUpperCase() and saved $1000. The most expensive string transformation in history. Somewhere, a regex is laughing at us all.

Idk What To Do With These Interns Anymore

Networking Security Devops Hardware

1 month ago 134.8K views 0 shares

Idk What To Do With These Interns Anymore

When the senior dev says "set up the network switch" and the intern takes it literally . Nothing says "enterprise-grade infrastructure" quite like a switch duct-taped to the ceiling with cables dangling like some avant-garde IT installation art. The blinking lights add that special touch of "it's technically working so don't touch it." Five years later, this temporary solution will still be running production traffic while documented in the company wiki as "ceiling network node alpha."