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Database normalization? Never heard of her! This is the ultimate programmer IQ distribution chart where the galaxy brains on both ends have discovered that storing JSON blobs in PostgreSQL is actually... totally fine? Meanwhile, the sweating middle-ground folks are clutching their database textbooks screaming about proper relational design and creating separate tables for each entity like their professors taught them. Plot twist: Both extremes are right but for wildly different reasons. The low-IQ chad just wants to ship code and doesn't care about third normal form. The high-IQ monk has transcended traditional database design, understands JSONB indexing, and knows that sometimes denormalization is actually the move for performance. The middle? They're having an existential crisis about whether their CS degree was a lie. Spoiler alert: We're ALL guilty of yeeting JSON into Postgres at 2 AM when the deadline is tomorrow. No judgment here! 🙈

Content Hacker Scripts Based on a true story: xxx: OK, so, our build engineer has left for another company. The dude was literally living inside the terminal. You know, that type of a guy who loves Vim, creates diagrams in Dot and writes wiki-posts in Markdown... If something - anything requires more than 90 seconds of his time, he writes a script to automate that. xxx: So we're sitting here, looking through his, uhm, "legacy" xxx: You're gonna love this xxx: smack-my-bitch-up.sh - sends a text message "late at work" to his wife (apparently). Automatically picks reasons from an array of strings, randomly. Runs inside a cron-job. The job fires if there are active SSH-sessions on the server after 9pm with his login. xxX: kumar-asshole.sh - scans the inbox for emails from "Kumar" (a DBA at our clients). Looks for keywords like "help", "trouble", "sorry etc. If keywords are found - the script SSHes into the clients server and rolls back the staging database to the latest backup. Then sends a reply "no worries mate, be careful next time". xxX: hangover.sh - another cron-job that is set to specific dates. Sends automated emails like "not feeling wellgonna work from home" etc. Adds a random "reason" from another predefined array of strings. Fires if there are no interactive sessions on the server at 8:45am. xxX: (and the oscar goes to) fucking-coffee.sh - this one waits exactly 17 seconds (!), then opens a telnet session to our coffee-machine (we had no frikin idea the coffee machine is on the network, runs linux and has a TCP socket up and running) and sends something like sys brew. Turns out this thing starts brewing a mid-sized half-caf latte and waits another 24 (!) seconds before pouring it into a cup. The timing is exactly how long it takes to walk to the machine from the dudes desk. xxx: holy sht I'm keeping those

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