SQL Query Walks Into A Bar

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Nothing says "I trust my users completely" like letting them run raw SQL queries directly against your production database. This code is basically saying "Here's the keys to my database kingdom, please don't DELETE FROM users WHERE 1=1." It's the digital equivalent of leaving your front door wide open with a sign that says "Please don't steal anything." Security teams everywhere just felt a disturbance in the force, as if millions of injection vulnerabilities suddenly cried out in terror.

Content Me: adds how about you suggest some bitches to my code Copilot: well now I am not doing it ProgrammerHumor

Content PROPRIETARY OPEN SOURCE 1114 21 SINGLE COMMENT THREAD Share VIEW ALL Orion-Ziggurat 5h Glorious Gentoo And someone else standing off to the side saying they aren't pulling the sled with "proper" ethical standards in mind. h Reply 4 9 alecStewart1 4h Glorious Gentoo And then some other guy saying the project needs a complete rewrite in Rust. 9 TheBrokenRail-Dev 3h And a guy saying that the sled should actuallv be multiple smaller sleds that are connected to each other with duct-tane because "mah Unix philosophy." 5 Orion-Ziggurat 2h Glorious Gentoo Then a Gnome dev comes in and decides the ropes used to pull the sled detract from the experience and removes them to maintain a simpler, opinionated sled setup. 4 6