SQL Query Walks Into A Bar

The eternal UX battle raging in every developer's soul. One side wants to build intuitive interfaces that your grandmother could navigate. The other side thinks users should suffer through raw SQL queries because "it builds character." Meanwhile, the product manager is crying in the corner while users are submitting support tickets asking what "SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0" means.

25 million lines of C code held together by duct tape, prayers, and the tears of generations of developers. This Oracle DB saga reads like a horror story that Stephen King would reject for being too disturbing. The lifecycle of fixing a bug is pure corporate torture: two weeks deciphering mysterious flags, adding more flags to fix the first flags, waiting days for tests to fail, rinse and repeat until you accidentally stumble upon the magical combination that works. The real punchline? After surviving this nightmare and swearing "never again," some poor soul is still maintaining this codebase right now, wondering which of their life choices led them to debugging flag #10,372.

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