SQL Query Walks Into A Bar

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So we're just gonna let AI agents interpret our prompts and figure out what database queries to run? What could possibly go wrong? It's like GraphQL but with extra steps and existential dread. Instead of carefully crafted schemas and resolvers, we're literally handing the keys to the database to an LLM and saying "you figure it out, buddy." REST is dying so we can replace it with vibes-based API architecture where you just... ask nicely for data and hope the AI doesn't decide to DROP TABLE on a whim. The future is beautiful and terrifying.

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