Oh Shit

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Oh Shit

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Someone just asked if you deleted their database. You reply with "Oh shit." and start typing. The loading spinner appears. That's the exact moment your entire career flashes before your eyes while you frantically try to remember if you have backups, when the last backup ran, and whether your resume is up to date. The calm, two-word response really captures that internal screaming that happens when you realize you might've just DROP TABLE'd production.

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