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Content Omar Hernandez 3rd Software Developer 18h 4 Follow My mother had a look at my code today and said: "So, your job is about writing text using random English words and symbols in fancy colors? I do not know why you get so well paid for that. That text is not even properly aligned to the left." She would be a very good code reviewer. CEO 5,697 91 comments 49 shares

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Content Dhanush N DhanushXen HTML - for structure CSS - for style Javascript - for fun React - for work C - for dinosaurs C-for college Swift - for UI Ruby - for rails Query - for legacy Python - for science Typescript - for safety Java - for 3 billion devices 8:29 AM 02 Jul 21 ZIappo.com 603 Retweets 58 Quote Tweets 3,062 Likes 17 ProdrammerHumor.io

The MongoDB marketing team deserves a raise for this brilliant wordplay. They've wrapped their message in JavaScript comment syntax ( /* */ ) while delivering the database equivalent of "dump your toxic ex." Relational databases are so 1995—all those rigid schemas and table relationships. Meanwhile, MongoDB is over here like "it's not me, it's your SQL queries." The architectural ceiling even looks like a document database schema—chaotic yet somehow perfectly structured. Coincidence? I think not.

California passes a data privacy law and everyone's celebrating like we just invented fire. Meanwhile, corporations have been hoarding your data like dragons sitting on treasure for decades, selling it to anyone with a credit card. Now you can finally request deletion... after filling out a form... that requires verification... which needs more of your data... to delete your data. The real joke? They'll just buy it back from the other 47 data brokers who already have it. But sure, let's call it a "huge win" and pretend that one DELETE request is gonna make Facebook forget you exist. Your data's been replicated across more servers than there are Starbucks locations at this point. Fun fact: Most companies will just soft-delete your records anyway and keep them "for legal purposes" in a backup somewhere. It's like asking the internet to forget—technically possible, practically hilarious.