Inner Join

database sql tinder Relationships Wordplay Dating Relational Data storage

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Inner Join

database-memes, sql-memes, tinder-memes, relationships-memes, dating-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The punchline here is a perfect double entendre. Tinder, a dating app all about making "relationships," stores its data in a "relational" database. It's a database joke that hits on two levels - technical accuracy and dating wordplay. Somewhere, a database administrator is quietly chuckling while running SELECT queries in the dark.

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