Inner Join

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Inner Join

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The punchline here is a perfect double entendre. Tinder, a dating app all about making "relationships," stores its data in a "relational" database. It's a database joke that hits on two levels - technical accuracy and dating wordplay. Somewhere, a database administrator is quietly chuckling while running SELECT queries in the dark.

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