Big Data: The Emperor's New Clothes

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Big Data: The Emperor's New Clothes

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That awkward moment when the conference slide exposes the entire industry's dirty secret. Big data has become tech's favorite buzzword, with companies frantically collecting petabytes of information while quietly panicking about what to actually do with it all. Meanwhile, data scientists are in the corner writing elaborate Python scripts to justify their existence while the execs nod knowingly during presentations about "leveraging synergistic data-driven insights." The truth hurts so good!

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