You ask SQL for something simple like "give me the first 100 users" and it responds by VIOLENTLY LAUNCHING YOU INTO THE STRATOSPHERE like you just insulted its entire family tree. SQL doesn't do "gentle" or "proportional responses" โ it's either giving you exactly what you want with surgical precision OR it's yeeting your entire production database into the void because you forgot a semicolon. There's literally no in-between. One tiny query and suddenly you're SpongeBob getting absolutely OBLITERATED by Patrick's raw, unfiltered power. The drama! The chaos! The sheer unnecessary force of it all!
How It Feels Writing SQL
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