How It Feels Writing SQL

Content Stephen Gower As someone who has been developing websites since NCSA Mosaic was the only browser available, I'd just like to say that I'm really fcking tired of all the smart assholes out there continuously developing entirely new ways to build web applications. It started simple enough, just html and javascript. Then Cold Fusion. Then java applets. Then java servlets. Then 5 or 6 different Java application servers, EJBs, JSP, struts, XSLT, PHP. But screw all of that. We need Spring. No wait, we need Ruby.and Rails. Wait, we need Query. screw Query. We need AngularJs, and Backbone, and Ember! The world just won't be right until we have 12 different ways to do the same thing in Javascript! Forget all those server-side things you learned. Node js is here! No-wait. F'ck Node. Use Google Go! Honestly how many times are we going to re-invent this wheel? Unless you stay current with all of this nonsense, you basically become unhireable. I'm sure some of you 20 and 30-somethings have already experienced some of this fatigue. Now just imaging 10-15 more years where every 3 years a good portion of what you learned before is now obsolete, and you'll feel like I do.

Content Programmers who've stayed in one job too long unwittingly setting company coding standards so where are we going? we're following you. 6. 52

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Ah, the classic "I could learn your entire career in 9 days" delusion! Nothing screams Dunning-Kruger effect quite like someone claiming they could master APIs, databases, and AWS deployment infrastructure in just over a week. The perfect response from our hero: "An actual coder would not make this comment." Brutal, efficient, and absolutely correct. It's like watching someone claim they could become a brain surgeon after watching a YouTube tutorial. And then the cherry on top - the original poster doubling down with "I could learn in 8 or 9 days" while completely missing that running production systems requires experience no bootcamp can provide. Sure, buddy, and I'll be playing Carnegie Hall after a weekend with a piano app.

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Oh. My. God. Witness the ULTIMATE developer meltdown in its natural habitat! 😱 This poor soul has edited a CATASTROPHIC 55 files while battling the eternal nemesis: database connection errors. The passive-aggressive threat to "stop using cursor and never buy its subscription again" is the digital equivalent of flipping a table and storming out dramatically. We've all been there - one minute you're calmly fixing port numbers and SSL configs, the next you're making BLOOD OATHS against your development tools. The +5183/-1294 line changes scream "I HAVE DESTROYED AND REBUILT WORLDS TODAY." This isn't debugging - it's a hostage negotiation between a developer and their sanity!