Undeniable proof that MongoDB is bad

Oh look, it's the classic "I'm totally protected" delusion! 🤣 The soldier (labeled "My code") is proudly standing there like "nothing to see here!" while completely ignoring that SQL injection attacks are LITERALLY RAINING DOWN on the poor database sleeping behind them. It's like putting up an umbrella with holes and saying "I'm dry!" Meanwhile, your database is getting absolutely drenched in malicious queries. Security by ignorance isn't a feature, it's a countdown to disaster! Your database is just lying there, accepting its tragic fate while you do jazz hands at the problem.

Content if "discard" as args 0: if len(args) 2: Discards only the specified cards if specified cards are provided. Function also sets the hand post-discarding. GETS THE CARDS KEYS FROM THEIR DISPLAY NAMES BECAUSE THE USER CANNOT SEE THE KEYSIDS. DON'T TOUCH THIS. DON'T TOUCH THIS. keytuples (deckLoaded (1) ("name"), 1) for 1 in deckLoaded) DON'T TOUCH THIS. valid cardkeys ( DON'T TOUCH THIS for usersubstring in args 1:1: DON'T TOUCH THIS. tempcandidatekeys DON'T TOUCH THIS. for display name, cardkey in keytuples: DON'T TOUCH THIS. if usersubstring. lower() in displayname. lower(): DON'T TOUCH THIS. tempcandidatekeys.append (cardkey) DON'T TOUCH THIS nondupekeys DON'T TOUCH THIS. for 1 in tempcandidatekeys: DON'T TOUCH THIS. if (1 in cardhand) and (not (str(i) in valid card keys)): DON'T TOUCH THIS. nondupekeys.append (i) DON'T TOUCH THIS. if nondupekeys: DON'T TOUCH THIS. validcardkeys.append (nondupekeys 0) DON'T TOUCH THIS. DON'T TOUCH THIS. DON'T TOUCH THIS

Watching security teams cheer on script kiddies is the tech equivalent of playing with your food. These devs set up a fake database honeypot and are gleefully watching some poor soul try every SQL injection trick in the book. The would-be hacker is throwing everything at it - from basic quotes to that classic DROP DATABASE command - while the team's practically popping popcorn watching the logs. It's like setting up an elaborate mouse trap and then rooting for the mouse. "Almost got the DB name!" Yeah, and I'm almost a millionaire every payday.

Content Good luck speed cameras. ZU 0666. 0. 0): DROP DATABASE TABLIS

The North Pole's security practices are straight out of 2005. Storing billions of PII records in plaintext? Classic rookie mistake. Some poor elf clicked a suspicious "Free Candy Cane Gift Card" email, and now Santa's entire database is on the dark web. The naughty/nice list just became the biggest data breach in history. Imagine the GDPR fines if Santa operated in the EU. No amount of milk and cookies can fix this PR nightmare.

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