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The Ultimate Hardware Betrayal
Hardware Programming
18 days ago 72.1K views 0 shares
The Ultimate Hardware Betrayal
THE ULTIMATE BETRAYAL! You spend your hard-earned cash on a UPS (Uninterruptible Power Supply) to save your precious data from the electricity apocalypse, and what does it do? CRASHES DURING THE VERY POWER OUTAGE IT WAS BORN TO PROTECT YOU FROM! 😱 It's like hiring a bodyguard who faints at the first sign of danger. The sheer AUDACITY of this electronic Judas! That shocked Pikachu face is literally every developer watching their last 4 hours of unsaved work vanish into the digital abyss. Top 10 anime betrayals of all time!

The Developer's Double Standard
Devops Programming Debugging Backend Cloud
22 days ago 78.2K views 0 shares
The Developer's Double Standard
The duality of a developer's existence in one perfect tweet. When building systems, we're philosophical zen masters preaching about complexity and inevitable failures. But the moment Netflix buffers for 3 seconds? Instant rage-monster questioning humanity's competence. Nothing exposes our hypocrisy faster than being on the user side of someone else's 99.9% uptime.

Tcp Vs Udp
Networking Programming Backend
1 month ago 85.4K views 0 shares
Tcp Vs Udp
Ah, networking protocols explained in their purest form. TCP is that formal guy in a suit, carefully handing over a package, making sure it arrives intact. He'll stand there all day waiting for confirmation. "Did you get it? Please respond. I'm still here waiting..." Meanwhile, UDP is just yeeting packages into the void like a pizza delivery guy who gets paid by quantity, not quality. "I think I threw something in your general direction. Good luck finding it! Not my problem anymore!" After 20 years in the industry, I've learned that both have their place. Need reliability? TCP. Need speed and don't care if a few frames drop in your Zoom call? UDP. It's like choosing between a careful accountant and a chaotic artist - depends if you're filing taxes or throwing paint at a canvas.