The C++ Mastery Time Warp

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The C++ Mastery Time Warp

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Oh. My. GOODNESS. The absolute TRAGEDY of C++ mastery captured in its full horrifying glory! 😱

Our poor protagonist starts as a sweet innocent programmer, only to be CONSUMED by the dark arts of pointers and memory management! Those horns? They're not fashion - they're the physical manifestation of the DEMONIC KNOWLEDGE required to tame C++!

And that final panel? DEVASTATING! "How long was I gone?" Our hero emerges from their C++ enlightenment only to discover they've sacrificed YEARS of their life to the language gods! Their friends and family? GONE! Their youth? VANISHED! All for the ability to manually manage memory and argue about template metaprogramming at parties!

The price of power is steep, darlings. C++ doesn't just take your time - it takes your SOUL! 💀

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