The eternal struggle between C++ developers and management in one perfect image. The developer is begging for static analysis tools while management responds with the programming equivalent of "thoughts and prayers." Because why fix bugs before they happen when you can just blame the dev team later? Static analysis would catch those memory leaks faster than management catches excuses for why the project is six months behind schedule. But sure, let's keep pretending that manually reviewing 500,000 lines of code is a viable strategy.
Please Use Static Analysis On Your C++ Codebase
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