It's Always DNS But Also Copilot

Behold the modern web stack: a precarious Jenga tower of chaos where one wrong move brings EVERYTHING crashing down! You've got AWS holding up DNS, which supports unpaid open-source developers (bless their souls), who somehow carry the entire internet on their backs. Meanwhile, Copilot is just vibing everywhere like "whatever I am doing" because let's be real, half the time we don't even know what code it just generated. Left-pad is chilling there as a permanent reminder of that one npm package that broke the internet. CrowdStrike makes an appearance because why not add some spicy security drama to the mix. And at the very bottom? C developers writing dynamic arrays, literally the foundation holding up this entire circus. The Rust devs are doing their thing on Cloudflare (naturally), while "all modern work infrastructure" somehow balances on top of this engineering nightmare. It's beautiful. It's terrifying. It's accurate.