Web Scale But At What Cost

Content Umar Elaim 29 May at 21:12 G pushing my last github project to the cloud

Content OIC 4.42 PM Edited Hi DevOps (CU:S support the project and fix issues. .just want to ask if it's possible to give BE team read-only access to the PROD DB? It will help us a lat to Collapse all 443 PM rejected. 4:43 PM let's discuss this too on a call that we have in 15 mins 446 is upset I Reply

Ah, the classic three-way handshake of web frustration. Your browser's ready, the host server's ready, but Cloudflare's standing in the middle like that one project manager who rejects your PR for "stylistic reasons." Nothing quite captures the essence of modern web development like trying to debug an issue only to discover it's not your code, not the server, but the CDN deciding today's the day it chooses violence. And those helpful suggestions at the bottom? Pure poetry. "What can I do?" followed by "Kill Yourself" is basically the internal monologue of every developer at 3AM trying to figure out why their perfectly working local site is getting a 522 in production.

Ah, the classic cloud provider panic attack. Three identical red buttons labeled "Azure DevOps," "AWS DevOps," and "GCP DevOps" with a sweating person having an existential crisis below. It's like being asked which kidney you'd prefer to donate. The truth? Your resume needs all three, your sanity can handle none, and your company will probably switch platforms right after you become certified in one. The real punchline is that six months after mastering your chosen platform, management will announce they're "pivoting to a multi-cloud strategy" anyway. Just close your eyes and press one—the anxiety is the only constant.

Content The 21 year old Scraper Scrapes web pages 'to collect data' "Is that a webpage? OH GOD I'M GONNA SCRAAAAAAAAPE" Doesn't know what an API is Somehow managed to evade captcha systems - Google is in shock Keeps CloudFlare and other anti-bot services on their toes Retinas cooked to a crisp due to staring at an IDE all day Doesn't properly cache scraped data, often leading to tonnes of requests per second which overloads smaller websites "Current time? You mean id"last-update"timedatetime?" Forgot English, now only knows XPath Analytics companies fear him ProdrammerHumor.io

Content Day 1 starting anewproject Day 217 solving production tickets