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Content DevOps Dan scripticles 000 Doing triage on a web page on my localhost. Every time I try to load the page, it just hangs for five, ten, twenty, thirty minutes. After two hours of this I notice that I have debugging turned on in my IDE, and it's waiting on the first line of the script. devops programming