In that case most of them are Pre-Alpha

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Content rAskReddit Posted by uworldtraveler100 10h What technology are you shocked has not advanced yet? 26.8k J 14.6k Share Award BEST COMMENTS RegulatoryCapture 4h A 1 Award The legal code. Computer programmers have come up with beautiful collab- orative change tracking systems (like git) that let you easily make changes to a huge base of code, track who changed what, submit and resolve conflicting versions of updates, etc. But when we pass a new bill that replaces or modifies an old law, it is always some 300 page document with pages of "Subsection F Paragraph 3 will be modified to read 'XYZ' Why not put the laws into a git repository and make it easy for bills to just modify the existing history to say what you want it to say? And why not have the transparency to see exactly what changes and WHO implemented that change? Want to slip some pork for your district into an unrelated bill? Well, that edit is going to have your name on it. Of course it will never happen. Reply 4 928 J imtn 1h Who the heck wrote this ridiculous bill? git blame Ah. I did. 217

Ah, the classic "I could learn your entire career in a weekend" guy meets someone who actually knows what they're talking about. Nothing quite like watching someone claim coding is "not that hard" only to get absolutely demolished by a response asking if they can build APIs, databases, and deployment infrastructure. The cherry on top is the final response: "I could learn it in 8-9 days!" Sure, buddy. And I could become a neurosurgeon by watching YouTube tutorials. The Dunning-Kruger is strong with this one. This is why senior developers drink so much coffee. It's not the code that's exhausting—it's these conversations.